The weirdly-facial-haired anti-genius behind Kentucky's Creation "Museum" has run the conundrum through his head a million times, but to no avail; why don't scientists and journalists dig his little glorified Chuck E. Cheese show?
Via Answers in Genesis:
As it turns out, this problem is a convenient one for Ken - because he has no "facts" to dispense anyway. *Phew* Dodged that epistemological bullet, huh?As is usual, most of them don’t understand that there is a big difference between observation in the present (e.g., observing the properties of metals or looking at the structure of a cell through a microscope) and interpreting the facts of the present in relation to the past. And really, when their starting point is that the Bible’s account of origins is not true or there is no God or we have to accept man’s interpretation of the past over God’s Word, then no amount of “facts” will convince them.
In a certain sense, Mr. Ham is correct. Our respective starting points do color our interpretations of the data. When one embarks on his quest for truth from the shores of reason, the facts paint a decidedly pro-evolution picture. On the other hand, when one stumbles off the high dive at Bonzo's Retarded Water Slide and Fun Park, performing a full-on Greg Louganis on the way down, the view that Triceratops wore a saddle suddenly seems plausible.
Ken, give it up, man. The joke's over. And shave that fucking Amish pseudo-beard off your face. It's scaring the children.
Ken, give it up, man. The joke's over. And shave that fucking Amish pseudo-beard off your face. It's scaring the children.
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LOL ITS SO FUNNY THAT US CHRISTIANS HAVE ALL THE PROOF IN THE WORLD AND ATHIESTS HAVE NOTHING BUT THEY STILL THINK THEY ARE ALL SCIENSTISTS. NO PROOF? LOL WHAT DO U THINK THE BIBLE IS? AND WE EVEN HAVE THE DEAD C SCROLLS!! ALL ATHIESTS HAVE IS SOME ROCKS THAT SATAN MADE TO FOOL US AND THEY FALL RIGHT INTO HIS TRAP. ATHIESTS ARE STILL STUCK ON THE RETARDED HIGH DIVE AND ARE AFRAID OF GOD AND HIS HOLY WATER OF TRUTHS!!!
ONE THING I UNAGREE ON U WITH IS KENS BEARD THOUGH. I THINK ITS SEXY AND FASHUNABLE. IT REALLY SHOWS THAT HES ON TOP OF ALL THE MODERN STUFF.
<3 AND <3 GOD,
ROBIN MCGRAW
holy jesus.. that comment is amazing. i think you should just post that as an entry, all by itself. it shows how smart you have to be to actually believe in such crazy mythology.
robin, there's this thing called "intelligence." it's wonderful. if you don't have it, though, you can always use spellcheck..
@Octohawk - Actually, judging from "Robin's" past comments, I think it's fair to assume that the poster is merely mocking the religious. Still, despite my best attempts, I've not been able to uncover the mysterious Robin's true identity. (Though I have my suspicions.)
i couldn't really tell either, but man i hope so..
Dear user known as Octohawk,
Maybe it is you who should be utilizing spellcheck, as I believe it also corrects common grammatical errors. Thus it might have made you aware that the name of our Lord and Savior is always to be capitalized. Also, there is no use for a double period in our language.
Maybe blasphemy is more expensive than you have previously considered.
<3 and <3 God,
Robin McGraw
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