One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Quest

More Quest Church goodness.






Exactly what Jesus had in mind.













If Steve Buscemi, Gomez Adams, and Vlad Tepes had a child.












Pastor Pete shows the congregation how to properly chain their slaves.











When explaining how Quest sets itself apart from other churches, one would be remiss not to mention the frequent use of theatrical male rape humor.












Kayne Worst













Quest's in-house Creed cover band is: Jason Postley on vocals, Jonathan Weiss on drums, and Mount Kilimanjaro on bass.










If you look closely, you'll see a black box hanging out of the girl's pajama pants. I think this is how they control them.









Talk about Jesus all you want, lady. Every guy in the crowd is just staring at those ripe sweater melons.












King Leery











"All right, kids, it's first down and Jesus is about to slobber-knock the shit out of you."











"And so every day we thank God for Jimmy here, who, despite not being morbidly obese, we still believe to be our son."













Little Bobby received a double blessing that day; first, by volunteering to show the congregation how to trust in the Lord, and second, by bravely accepting God's gift of an intracranial hemorrhage with widespread cerebral contusions.