Achtung, My Babies

A little online test returned this result:

Why NC-17?

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

* crap (5x)
* cock (3x)
* hell (2x)
* dead (1x)

That's it? Shit, three of those come straight out of the Bible. Jesus fucking Christ, who wrote this goddamn program? Gary Bauer's cocksucking grandmother? I crack jokes about God's penis, donkey rape, and Nietzschean mustache rides and they single out "crap." Holy testicle-shitting douchecannon. That's like levying massive fines on a network for showing half a picosecond of Janet Jackson's right tit.

Wait, now I get it.