10.09.2007

Fake Reviews

"I read The Sanity Project daily, mostly
because I'm mentioned with alarming
frequency by the author who, to be
perfectly candid, appears to be sexually
attracted to me."

SAM HARRIS





"Maverick."


SARAH PALIN




"You think it's funny to ridicule religion?
Know what else is funny? My motherfucking
foot up your heathen ass."

BILLY GRAHAM





"I'm dead now so there's no way
I could've written this."


JERRY FALWELL



"Nice blog, Josh. Now if you could just
get rid of that big Jew nose of yours,
maybe we could be friends. Love your
work. But seriously. Your nose killed
our lord. FREEDOM."

MEL GIBSON





Great blog. Great blog. Great blog. Great blog.
Great blog. Great blog. Great blog. Great blog.
Great blog. Great blog. Great blog. Great blog.
Great blog. Great blog. Great blog. Great blog.

PHILLIP GLASS





"You know what they should bring back?
Whistle Pops. It was a toy and a treat."


JESUS





"Jesus and I agree. Whistle Pops were neat."

ROBERT LOGGIA





"Read this blog?!? Noooooooooooo..."

ELIZABETH TAYLOR






"Our love can never be, Josh.
So ixnay on the e-flowers."

ELIJAH WOOD

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